A Priest, a Car Designer and a Cartoonist Walk Into a Bar . . .
When I was a kid, I wanted to grow up and be a Priest, a car designer or a cartoonist. I became a writer instead—but, let me tell ya, if I could have learned how to draw—really draw—I coulda been somebody; I coulda been a contenda. But I didn’t. That’s why you're reading words right now and not gazing upon a beautiful illustration. — LINK